Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their beverage order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out, and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first little piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out. Later, the waiter approached the table and asked the little piggies if they would like dessert.
"Yes, I want a banana split," said the first little piggy.
" Oh yes, I want a cheesecake," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," replied the third little piggy
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,
"but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
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